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23, Texas, Aggie, fat, living life, killin' time. Spoiler alert: I'm gay.
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Sep 23, 2014
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yoncevevo:

why do straight boys act like they don’t like things up their ass the next time u see one slip a finger up there and watch how fast they go from “what the fuck dude” to “BROOOOOOOO MY BRAHSTATE”

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Sep 22, 2014
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I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

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Sep 22, 2014
@ 11:35 pm
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zodiac bitches

heyhowiee:

advanse:

aries: angry bitch
taurus: hungry bitch
gemini: loud bitch
cancer: weird bitch
leo: bITCH
virgo: quiet bitch
libra: indecisive bitch
scorpio: bitchy bitch
sagittarius: funny bitch
capricorn: ambitious bitch
aquarius: crazy bitch
pisces: sensitive bitch

This is always going to be true.


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Sep 22, 2014
@ 11:35 pm
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heyhowiee:

My diploma is still in the packaging tube it came I because I don’t feel like framing it until I have a better job.

Glad I’m not the only one.


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Sep 22, 2014
@ 11:34 pm
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Sep 22, 2014
@ 11:34 pm
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thingswewontremember:

supersmashkev:

the world is saved

fucking tourist 

thingswewontremember:

supersmashkev:

the world is saved

fucking tourist 

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Sep 22, 2014
@ 11:33 pm
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cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

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Sep 22, 2014
@ 11:33 pm
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bananaaids:

lunawhitlock:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

"You’re a dork"

"I fucking hate you"

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Sep 22, 2014
@ 11:33 pm
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randomologie:

Mythbusters Pinky and the Brain mash up

randomologie:

Mythbusters Pinky and the Brain mash up

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Sep 22, 2014
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Sep 22, 2014
@ 11:31 pm
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heyhowiee:

sandracl13:

indigoneversleeps:

crazyfilipino:

Florida

reblogging for the excellent gif usage.

Too late I have seen several of these this year already.

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Sep 22, 2014
@ 11:30 pm
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Sep 22, 2014
@ 11:29 pm
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brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

image

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Sep 22, 2014
@ 11:00 pm
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Just took this. Someone tell me I’m sexy. 
Lie to me until I believe it. 

Yes I’m naked. I’m just glad this cropped out just before the dick.

Just took this. Someone tell me I’m sexy.
Lie to me until I believe it.

Yes I’m naked. I’m just glad this cropped out just before the dick.


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Sep 22, 2014
@ 10:40 pm
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I need a kinky, nasty guy in my life.

cockadudeldoo:

I have wants and needs to explore.
Help?

Taking applications.